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    Beardsly Ultra Beard Conditioner

    $12.23 – 8 oz

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    Brand: Beardsly
    Review: 3.5
    $12.23 New

    Your beard is a scraggly mess.

    When you kiss your woman, you leave her a big red rash. You, my classy friend, need some beard conditioner.

    Some may say that putting product in your beard is sissy. Ok maybe. But we live in the real world where real women constantly use facial cleansers, ex-foliating and rejuvenation products that make their pretty little cheeks sensitive to a manly beard.

    It didn’t used to be this way, you know. Back in the good-old-days, a bearded man could grab his lady and give her a smooch without her cheeks breaking out in red horror. Women were robust and tough. But that happy world is gone. Now, you need a beard conditioner.

    Still refuse? That’s fine, I know a couple of badgers that will delight in your romantic advances. Their bristly hide will mesh quite nicely with your scraggly old beard. But for the rest of us, who take home women and kiss them, we’re happy to retain our manliness and dignity while still using beard conditioner.


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    The Best Beard Conditioners:

    The following are leave-in beard conditioners. After taking a shower, rub out a little of the balm and melt it into your hands. Then, apply to a clean beard. The conditioning agents moisturise yrou beard and skin and keep a beard glossy and soft all day. These go great with beard conditioners you wash out in the shower.

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    Squirt 2-3 pumps into your hands and massage into your beard. then comb to shape.




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    1. hi… just saw about the beard pills product….my question is that will my hair fall off when i stop taking the pills after i have reached my preferred beard length. ?

      • Not at all! Beard pills (beard growth vitamins) are simply male-formulated multi-vitamins designed to make nails and hair grow thick, healthy, and strong. Your hair will NOT fall out if you stop using it.

        If you stop using it, then over time your NEW beard hair will grow in the way it used to before you started taking the vitamins. However, your old hair will continue to gain the benefits it enjoyed while you were taking the multi-vitamins, until it naturally falls out (humans shed beard hair naturally over time).

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