$12.23 – 8 oz
Your beard is a scraggly mess.
When you kiss your woman, you leave her a big red rash. You, my classy friend, need some beard conditioner.
Some may say that putting product in your beard is sissy. Ok maybe. But we live in the real world where real women constantly use facial cleansers, ex-foliating and rejuvenation products that make their pretty little cheeks sensitive to a manly beard.
It didn’t used to be this way, you know. Back in the good-old-days, a bearded man could grab his lady and give her a smooch without her cheeks breaking out in red horror. Women were robust and tough. But that happy world is gone. Now, you need a beard conditioner.
Still refuse? That’s fine, I know a couple of badgers that will delight in your romantic advances. Their bristly hide will mesh quite nicely with your scraggly old beard. But for the rest of us, who take home women and kiss them, we’re happy to retain our manliness and dignity while still using beard conditioner.
GROW A BEARD.
More Beard Conditioners
The Best Beard Conditioners:
The following are leave-in beard conditioners. After taking a shower, rub out a little of the balm and melt it into your hands. Then, apply to a clean beard. The conditioning agents moisturise yrou beard and skin and keep a beard glossy and soft all day. These go great with beard conditioners you wash out in the shower.
Honest Amish Beard Conditioner Balm: Heavy Duty
Beardsly Beard Lotion
Squirt 2-3 pumps into your hands and massage into your beard. then comb to shape.