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Your beard is patchy.
Some men are cursed by the gods with a patchy beard. Sure, that little bit on the tip of your chin grows fine, but your cheeks are as bare as a baby’s hindquarters. What is a classy chap to do? You can’t fight genetics! Or can you? This beard spray is designed to cure the patchy places and, in only one month, allow your feeble face follicles to grow a fully, manly beard. How? Don’t ask questions! Who knows what amazing man magic allows this beard spray to nurture your pores in the studliest way possible? All that matters is that it works.
The manufacturers use catch phrases like “organic” and “all-natural”, but men like you and I don’t care about that nonsense. Instead, we’re more concerned with the results, and thankfully, this magic beard growth spray packs quite a punch. Your sissy follicles will be begging for mercy when your new, robust whiskers start penetrating the skin in the most gruesome way possible. You’re welcome, boys.
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This is not a cheap product, but they have a 60-day money-back guarantee. The instructions say that it takes between 8-12 to see results. Thus, you have 4 days after 8 weeks of use to return the spray for a complete refund if it doesn’t work (8 weeks is 56 days, what).
See the doctor, who designed the spray, explain how it works in this video:
Beard Thickening Spray
Now, I’m slightly embarrassed to bring this option up, but let’s talk about it and you be the judge. Men have used spray-on hair for decades now. Some of it works. Some of it is crap. I found some stuff that has over 900 positive reviews, and comes in every shade of hair imaginable. If it works for head hair, why can’t it work for beards?
Granted, it won’t give you a Gandalf beard. Instead, I see this as being used to fill in small patches in shorter beards, or make a beard look thicker. It is made from a keratin material that clings to existing beard strands, making them look thicker and longer. This spray-on beard is certainly an option for the adventurous.