Your lady hasn’t enough mustache.
It must be hard on a lady, not being able to grow a beard or mustache. Here is her man, with such an amazing set of whiskers, and yet she not only can’t grow any herself, but she would look strange in them. Alas, such a harsh reality!
See? This doesn’t really work. Get her mustache earrings instead. Image by 2is3 on Flickr.
Defy fate and flip a parakeet to gender norms by giving your woman a pair of these mustache earrings (or, as some old-timely people may say, moustache earrings). These mustache ear studs will give your lady with a mustachioed vibe while adorning her with a certain type of class previously unavailable to members of the fairer sex.
GROW A BEARD.
Want variety? Here are some other lady-like mustache earrings and mustache ear studs.