Mustache Necklace

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    Mustache Necklace

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    Brand: Magic Metal Jewelry
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    $5.90 New

    You need some bling.

    Gold initials dangling round your neck? Pedestrian. Your local gang sign? Overplayed. Instead, show off your commitment to the fabulous world of facial hair with these mustache necklaces (or moustache necklaces, if you’re a moose).

    Bling. Someone is overcompensating.


    Photo Credit: prawnpie on Flickr.

    Get some bling to the blang to the blong to the blung by dangling these bad boy mustaches around your neck. When you rip open your shirt while dancing on a yacht sipping cognac in your next rap video, have a mustache bouncing amongst your soggy, curly chest hair instead of some gem-encrusted Roman typographical, brass knuckles, the word “swag”, or other doodad. You’ll be no sillier than your average hip-hop super-star, but far classier.

    GROW A BEARD.

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    Greetings, fellow beardsmen! I'm a beard health expert and journalist working out of Seattle, Washington. I'm also an author, marketer, and story-teller. Read my swashbuckling fantasy sea adventure novel, The Tale of Cloran Hastings, and click my name to learn more about me. Enjoy the site!
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