Gold initials dangling round your neck? Pedestrian. Your local gang sign? Overplayed. Instead, show off your commitment to the fabulous world of facial hair with these mustache necklaces (or moustache necklaces, if you’re a moose).
Photo Credit: prawnpie on Flickr.
Get some bling to the blang to the blong to the blung by dangling these bad boy mustaches around your neck. When you rip open your shirt while dancing on a yacht sipping cognac in your next rap video, have a mustache bouncing amongst your soggy, curly chest hair instead of some gem-encrusted Roman topography or other doodad. You’ll be no more sillier than your average hip-hop super-star, but far classier.
GROW A BEARD.
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